Check out this amazing collection of Tweets from the most underrated corner of Twitter.
1. That’s a parenting fail right there.
What are your parenting fails?
Once, at school pick-up, I grabbed my son from behind and, WHOOPING LIKE A FUN DAD, threw him high in the air.
A woman screamed.
I had made a terrible mistake.
As the poor boy ran to his mother, my actual son stared at me, aghast, from afar.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) April 15, 2021
2. It’s an act of love.
3. That’s a good secret stash.
I'm the only one in my family who likes mustard, so… pic.twitter.com/uayk11Bl8E
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 14, 2021
4. “Marveling at this magic box”
5. The Zoom classmates meet.
6. Initiate Dad jokes…
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7. “I’m Darth Elsa, I’m powerful”
8. Baby being questioned by a toddler.
Caught my toddler questioning the baby. He wanted my newborn baby to admit that he can talk. Told the baby I KNOW YOU CAN TALK. It was a full on interrogation. Lmao I’m not letting him watch Boss Baby no more. He tweakin
— Sertraline Siren (@gorgeousmia91) April 13, 2021
9. Pringle’s. Pillars made of chips.
10. Parenting level: 90%.
90% of parenting is saying "you know they got that from you, right?" to your spouse when your kids do something annoying, gross, or just plain weird.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 14, 2021
11. Truth be told.
12. Daughter taken to the pet store.
Took my daughter to the pet store today.
She saw a gerbil for sale.
She decided she wanted it.
She said she was going to name it “Frankie”.
She said she HAD to have it!
I said I’d consider it.
We came home & a mouse scurried through the kitchen.
She is now demanding that we move.— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) April 10, 2021
13. Only the kids have the longest stories.
Hey, if you’re not busy, my daughter has a two hour story about slime she’d love to share with anyone who will listen.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) April 12, 2021
14. School pickup lanes be the worst.
15. Imaginary friends can be scary indeed.
One of my biggest fears as a mom is that my daughter will one day have some paranormal demonic imaginary friend that only she can see and imma be tasked w figuring out wtf to do
— Xosha (@XoshaRockstar) April 14, 2021
16. “Not as chill as you think”
17. The Christmas pajamas.
Y’all’s kids are still wearing Christmas pajamas right?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) April 12, 2021
