Sylvester Stallone, a Hollywood legend known for his work as an actor, writer, producer, and director, has made it clear that his next movie will have “no woke crap” on set.

Sylvester Stallone, who is the epitome of the American hero, is one of a growing number of conservatives in Hollywood who are speaking out against the establishment.

I won’t have a bunch of granola moms and their soy boy husbands telling me what I can and can’t do on my set with my crew,

Sylvester Stallone said.

The wokeness can get lost. We don’t need it.

Sylvester Stallone has even made a list of actors and actresses he won’t hire for his next project. People like Alyssa Milano, the cast of “The Conners,” and George Takei are on the list.

Even though his comments were controversial, Sylvester Stallone is still sure that the movie will do well without any wokeness. He thinks he can finish making the movie in less than a month, just like he did with the first Rocky movie, which cost $900 to make. Stallone had to use his own money to buy the turtles for the movie, which he still has today.

As Hollywood keeps moving in a more liberal direction, it’s nice to see a famous person like Stallone stand up for what he believes in. His brave stand against wokeness is sure to start a heated debate in the entertainment industry.


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