Dating applications make singles like us believe that there is someone for us. We just have to find them and swipe right! But it seems like some people aren’t going to get partners anytime sooner because they have written some questionable things on their profile.
Amateur comedian, “professional worrier,” and TikTok content creator Shelby Daun has shared 30 of the funniest things that men have posted on dating sites.
You wasted my time by making me read all of that
Have you ever tried Ben & Jerry’s though? You missing out
I mean yeah. I think that’s a lot of people’s coffee order
Seems like Spoon doesn’t want to get forked ever. The thing that bothers about this one the most is DON’T YOU DARE say that dogs don’t belong in the house
I mean save something for the first date to talk about.
Why? Do you need somebody to teach you how to do that? Or…
Let me guess, Bill Gates is behind this
How about nooo.
It is 2021 if you have unaccepting parents, I am your mom now, ok?
That go for the bedroom too? Cause eww
You know feminism just means equality, right? Oh, at the end you said you are not boyfriend material or a decent human being material, got it
You probably have butterflies in your stomach now but it’s called guilt and shame. You should probably tell your wife
We know, we can tell. You didn’t need to tell us
You know you’ve got us right up until the end. It’s a shame, though I know some people are into that
So you just looked our direction, huh? Ok
Ok, so not any size
This guy has camel toes, get it? Permanently on his toes
He is just out to brunch with his friends it his is like “That’s a nice set of birthing hips”. Just proof read
Does that mean that you wear smelly clothes on your dates? You do know how to do your laundry, right?
This is oddly specific, so I am assuming someone close to you has this problem. Might I suggest toilet paper or pad instead of wet wipes
“Kiki do you love me?”
Could you have worded that just a little less disgusting ’cause you are talking to strangers
You’re so close buddy, keep going
So, do you have standards, though?
So don’t say why it says 31 when you literally put 31 in there. You knew what you were doing
So you are gonna keep your dating profile when you are dating someone and when you are engaged too. This right up until you I say “I do” and sign paperwork? No, I think that will work out really well for you
John posted a lovely tribute to “dad” while holding up the middle finger as his profile picture. I’ve never seen a dating profile dedicated to somebody but alright p.