Do you know what curse means when we talk real rate? It means Zillow. And we have found a page that shares Zillow listings, which clearly are cursed. 

These buildings are a prime example of what happens when you have got millions of dollars into your bank account but zero sense. Scroll down and get zillowy. 

300 Noble Ave., Fort Worth, Texas

Pinterest In The Streets, Goth In The Sheets! 228 Townsend Ave, Baltimore, Md

Dracula Meets Hgtv… Utah Never Ceases To Amaze Me! 4623 S Jupiter Dr. E., Salt Lake City, Utah

203 E Morrison St., Fayette, Missouri

“These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends” This House Has An Entire Wild West Town In The Backyard. I Thought Hbo Showed Us How This Type Of Thing Pans Out….18 El Prado Ct, Santa Rosa, California

The Munster Mansion In Texas! The Munster Mansion Is The Proud Home And Hard Work Of Sandra And Charles Mckee. The Munster Mansion Is A Replica Of The House Used In “The Munsters” 60’s Sitcom Show. It Has Been Painstakingly Recreated Room By Room, Through Watching And Re-Watching Footage From The Show. The Owners Offer Both Private Tours And Murder Mystery Parties In The Home

Anyone Have Some Excedrin Because This Gave Me A Migraine 20575 E Via De Areoles, Queen Creek, Arizona

When He Said He Lives In The “Penthouse” Then U Come Over And See This….yes, This Is A Stand-Alone House Built On The Roof Of An Apartment Building. 714 S Dearborn St Unit 9-Ph, Chicago, Illinois

This House Is Described As “A Slice Of Heaven With Endless Possibilities”. Also The Walls Are Filled With Water For God Knows What Reason 350 Van Dalton Rd., Corrigan, Texas

This One’s A Doozy! 32208 County Road, Saint Cloud, Minnesota

Do You Think This Person Likes Cats? I Can’t Tell. 669 County Road 8235, Concho, Arizona

This Looks Like A Mental Hospital For Bougie Space Aliens I’m Terrified…the Brits Are A Bunch Of Sickos!!!

Welcome To The Hellscape That Is 432 Park Avenue In New York City

This 1,396 foot nightmare on “Billionaire Row” holds 147 apartments and is currently the 3rd-tallest residential building in the world, with a 15:1 height-to-width ratio that is one of the most slender in the world. Amenities include golf training facilities, a private Michelin-starred restaurant and a 4 story fitness center with an Olympic sized swimming pool, sauna and library curated by Assouline.

It sounds too good to be true because it is. Residents of 432 Park are facing millions of dollars worth of water damage from mechanical and plumbing issues, frequent elevator malfunctions, and walls that “creak like the galley of a ship” because the building sways violently in the wind. 432’s boxy design was inspired by a designer wastepaper basket.

Residents say they were promised move-in ready units and were instead greeted with a half-built, plywood filled mess on closing day. “The icing on the cake? Everybody hates each other here,” said resident Sarina Abramovich.

*cue ‘Succession’ theme song*

Interior images are from unit 80A (3bed/3bath) currently offered for sale at 20 million

280 Chiquita Rd., Healdsburg, California

3680 Wagner Ford Rd., Dayton, Ohio

Here’s A Demented House In Russia. I Don’t Know Any Details Because The Listing Is Entirely In Russian. New Yawk Babie

Absolutely Obsessed With This Time Capsule House, Wouldn’t Change A Thing!

If A Cheesecake Factory And A Rainforest Cafe Joined Forces… Located Just Fifteen Minutes From The House Jonbenet Ramsey Was Murdered In! 1133 Timber Ln., Boulder, Colorado

I Could Feel The Christmas Noose Begin To Tighten… 1 Rivers Edge Dr., Colts Neck, New Jersey

This Home’s Transition From Pink And Dainty To Vampy And Brooding Is *chefs Kiss* 225 S Hamilton Dr., Beverly Hills, California

This Is The Home That Inspired It All. Words Escape Me Every Time I See These Photos. This House Opened Up New Doors Inside My Soul And Makes Me Feel Emotions I Never Knew I Had. 450 W Grixdale Ave., Detroit, Michigan

This One Is More Peculiar Than Usual: $495,000/14.73 Acres And An Underground Missile Complex “One Of America’s Most Top Secret Places Is Now On The Market

1721 S 86th Cir., Omaha, Nebraska

I’ve Got Vampires On The Brain Thanks To The 2020 Resurgence Of The Twilight Franchise. This House Makes Me Want To Sleep In A Coffin And Hiss At A Crucifix! 2114 Ne Crestview Dr., Newport, Oregon

“There’s A Gaping Void Inside My Soul So I’ll Pack My House To The Gills With Ugly Things Until I Can Feel Something Again!” -The Owner Of This House, Probably 3538 W Capitol Dr, Peoria, Illinois

If A Sims House Created By An Emotionally Disturbed 10 Yr Old Came To Life

Did A 9 Year Old Prince Design This House? 67 Byron, Weston, Massachusetts

Welcome To The Winchester Mystery House, The Spooky Abode Of Sara Pardee Winchester

As the wife of William Winchester, creator of war rifles used throughout the 19th century, Sara’s life was plagued by misfortune, marked by the deaths of her infant daughter from wasting disease and husband who succumbed to tuberculosis. Stricken by grief, Sara was drawn to the trendy “spiritualism” movement of the era, and was told by a medium that her family was cursed and stalked by the souls of those killed by her husband’s weapons. This clairvoyant told Sara that the only way to escape the malevolent presence was to move west, build a home, and continue expanding it forever. Using her inheritance of nearly $1000 per day, Sara attempted to “trick” the ghosts by constructing a mansion filled with convoluted floorpans, winding hallways, stairs that lead to ceilings, and the infamous “door to nowhere” pictured on the 3rd slide which opens to a steep drop from the second floor.

The home boasts over 160 rooms, including 40 bedrooms, two ballrooms, 47 fireplaces and 10,000 panes of glass, and once stood seven stories tall prior to the 1960 earthquake which leveled sections of the estate. Only one bathroom in the home was operational, with all others used as “decoys” to confuse spirits. Though the medium told her that constant development of the house would grant her immortality, Sara passed away inside the home in 1922. The Winchester Mystery House is also the inspiration for The Haunted Mansion ride at Disney World

Giving Me “Set Of 90s Nickelodeon Sitcom That No One Really Watched Or Remembers” Energy 6122 S Boston Cir, Greenwood Village

House Is A Dream