Do you recall being stuck on a cruise ship during the corona crisis? Have you ever wondered what to say to a neighbor who is on a mission to vaccine everyone? Wonder no more! People will be told they are stupid by these euphemisms. There is no tinfoil hat that can save them.
More than 60 thousand people had pondered the same question and the thread skyrocketed. People from all over the world used old and modern proverbs to insult stupid people.
We can once again feel confident in ourselves when we see a stupid person because we won’t have to use the same insult over and over again. This is a tough world for intelligent people. Thanks for making our life enjoyable.
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In Russia, we have “intelligent thoughts have always followed him, but he was faster”.
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We would both be wrong if I agreed with you.
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It was sharp as a marble.
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One of my personal favorites:
“They only got two brain cells and both of them are fighting for third place.”
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Couldn’t put water out of a boot with instructions.
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Ahh yes, “it’s better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt”. A classic.
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In Greece, we say “when it was raining brains, you had an umbrella”
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Now I know what Douglas Adams was talking about.
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
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You can hide your Easter eggs.
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I think I saw this one here previously “You aren’t the biggest idiot in the world but you better hope they don’t die”.
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My teacher said I was as “quick as a glacier”…
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It’s impossible to underestimate you.
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We have warning labels because of you.
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“If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid.”
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He thinks he’s first.
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You would be twice as smart if you were half as smart as you think.
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A village is missing an idiot.
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The train of thought is still at the station.
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Wheel spinning but the hamsters were dead.
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He needs a plant to make up for the lack of oxygen.
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I can explain it again if you want, but I can’t understand you.
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“I’m guessing you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling.”
-Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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Unencumbered by the thought process.
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Two coworkers were going about a task in the worst way possible. I said, “I believe if there was a harder way to do that you two would find it.”
They didn’t get it.
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Once heard someone say “Well he’s about as sharp as a sack full of soup”.
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They would say thanks for the refill if you blew in their ear.
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One of my all-time favorites is “More foam than beer”.
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“At this point, you can only impress me.”
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“Well pardon me, ma’am, but what you don’t know could fill a warehouse.”
Courtesy of Bart Simpson.
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There wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off if your brains were good.
