Like grape and grapefruit, they sound the same, but in reality, they are entirely different fruits; here are some random names given to random things by children. While some of these names are extremely literal, some don’t make sense.
Here are 31 tweets from parents about the funny, creative, and straight-up genius names their kids have invented for things:
My daughter, who is 12 and can read: oh my, look at all the tiny apples
All the tiny apples: pic.twitter.com/UtLLtkknIA
— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) June 5, 2021
I’ll told my daughter I ate this type of watermelon as a kid since they didn’t have the round seedless kind and she now calls these “80s watermelons.” 🙄 pic.twitter.com/zw43sd57n1
— Valerie Schremp Hahn 📰 (@valeriehahn) June 28, 2021