People think that the benefit of having a kid is that they are allowed to name it whatever they like. When children grow up, they wonder what their parents were thinking before naming them. The names can have a meaning in your life, but sometimes names can be weird. Do you know someone who would name their child ‘Blanket’? Well, scroll down because there is a child name blanket on the list. There are a few more names that you would be surprised to know. So, what are you waiting for?
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Jack Cass, I know it’s bad because it’s my name
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My coworker named her baby “Strawberry Rain”, which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo
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I know a family with 4 kids: Prince, Princess, Precious, and Becca. The Becca at the end kills me lol
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I have heard of many bad names, but Sex Fruit is probably the worst I have seen.
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Princess. A girl in my high school was legally named princess but she went by her middle name. There was also a girl who’s name was Sunny Day and she was the emo kid
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Mystic Pigeon? She was a client at my office. Apparently it’s a real surname and her parents were hippies so named her “Mystic”. Like who’s ever going to take her seriously??
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How about not giving your child a name? There was a kid I went to high school with whose legal first name was “Unnamed Baby Boy”. I don’t know the story behind that though.
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Tequila. Sibling was Margarita
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My mum once worked at a school and there was a kid called “Thank God”.
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theres a british chef, jamie oliver, who named his children the following: poppy honey rosie petal blossom rainbow buddy bear maurice daisy boo pamela
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I worked in Nigeria for a while and had a co-worker called Thank God Limejuice. It wasn’t a windup. That was his actual name
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When I worked at chick-fil-a way back in the day, I was taking this girl’s order and it time time to ask for her name, she was being very hesitant. So I was just waiting for a reply until her mom says “Sorry she’s shy!!” looks me in the eyes with a smile and tells me “Her name is Thankful!” ….poor child
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Peter File
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I actually went to school with a guy named Richard Rash. To make it worse his mother was a teacher there
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Pridges Pancakes. He changed it to Richard Johnson. But Olympic skier Anna Banana kept her name.
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Baby Just a Baby.
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A friend of a friend was named ‘Forsheeza Jolly Goodfellow’ before she had it changed. Can’t even imagine having to deal with that at school
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Abcde (pronounce ab-city)
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I read a story once about triplets that were named Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Please dont do that
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Blanket
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Seen it all. Met a woman named Anal. Pronounced “Ah-nuhl”. I had a friend named Cleopatra. And had a relative named Sextus but he just was called “Uncle Sex”. Even heard of one called Merlin!
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Satan. Well, unless of course you want them to be a lawyer when they grow up, in which case it might to a good marketing ploy.
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Went to school with a girl named Candace Barbara Machine. Candy Bar Machine!
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gaylord (yes its an actual name)
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Scooter. Hell no. I would not even name a dog that
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Some girl I knew named her daughter Tru Love, I still can’t get over that bizarre combination
